A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, Linux, and Android

The year 1991
Aliens are here
Megacorporations reign
Religion is science
Magick is real
Cyberspace is the place
Conspiracies are true
Life is good


You are Merton Jones, a regular office drone working at Blande & Blande Generic Consulting Services.

Do not worry: everything is under control and this will be a day just like any other. Every day will be alike, until death brings you sweet release. Please wash your hands, remain calm and do your job as usual.

Interacting with your soulcrushing corporate environment is easy: Left Click/Tap to advance/select options and Right Click/Two Finger Tap to call out the game menu.


公子夢 『トワイライト』


by Dystopian Chic / https://soundcloud.com/funk-noir / CC-BY-3.0

Install instructions

Just unzip and take a gander at an alternate 1991.

You must enable the option to allow installation from unknown sources for the Android version.

Note: If you are using a Nintendo Switch controller, please disconnect it or shut down Steam before playing, as it interferes with the game. The issue may also occur with other console controllers, but we have been unable to test it.


Uncle Merton & Baby Virgle Chapter One x86.zip 32 MB
Uncle Merton & Baby Virgle Chapter One x86_64.zip 35 MB
Uncle Merton & Baby Virgle Chapter One Android.apk 37 MB
Uncle Merton & Baby Virgle Chapter One OSX.zip 35 MB
Uncle Merton & Baby Virgle Chapter One Linux.zip 35 MB

Development log


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I really enjoyed this game! Had a blast being confused but I will definitely play chapter 2 when it comes out! 


Thanks for the video, Jar Red! We're glad you enjoyed our particular brand of confusion ;)

It was simply a blast! When can we expect chapter 2?

We've been working on this on our free time, so it's hard to say.

We'll be making an announcement once we can pinpoint a release date.

best of luck either way! 

As Usual Gameplay from Z9ZGAMES Channel!!
With All Thanks to the Creator of the Game!!


Thank you for helping to spread the word about our game!

Funny little game so far I definitely like the style. 

Thank you so much for your feedback and video. We'll definitely be keeping an eye on your channel! Cheers!